The Stuffed Run Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Hill's stadium. Only over Hill.
- Coach says Hill is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
91%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Hill, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.