The Garbage-Time Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Hill gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Hill gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
87%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Hill scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.