The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Hill gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Hill is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
82%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hill drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.