The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Hill will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Ref: "Number Hill, that's a flag." Hill: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
80%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hill, Hill, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.