The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Hill gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Hill gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
90%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Hill's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.