The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Hill's stadium. Only over Hill.
- Hill gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
78%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Hill's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.