The Snap Count Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Hill gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Hill finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
75%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Hill scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.