The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Hill breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Coach says Hill is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
76%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Hill's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.