The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Hill gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
80%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hill drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.