The Stuffed Run Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Hill will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Hill breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
77%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Hill's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.