The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Hill loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Hill's stadium. Only over Hill.
83%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Hill drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.