The Stuffed Run Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Hill's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- A mysterious flag erases Hill's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
86%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Hill, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.