The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Hill tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
75%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Hill's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.