The Hamstring Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Hill's stadium. Only over Hill.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Hill gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- The team goes up 21 early and Hill gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
88%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Hill's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.