The Late Scratch Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Coach says Hill is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Hill gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
- Hill tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
81%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Hill scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.