The Phantom Flag Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Hill is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Hill loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
85%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hill's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.