The Snap Count Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Hill's stadium. Only over Hill.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Hill sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- The team goes up 21 early and Hill gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
88%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Hill drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.