The Fumble Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Hill's stadium. Only over Hill.
- Hill will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
84%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Hill, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.