The Phantom Flag Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Hill rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Hill gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
91%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Hill's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.