The Hamstring Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Hill's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Hill gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
79%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Hill, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.