The Dropped Pass Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“Jefferson's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Jefferson was due a breakout.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- Jefferson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Jefferson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
79%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jefferson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.