The Shadow Coverage Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“Jefferson does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- Jefferson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Jefferson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jefferson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.