The Hamstring Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“Jefferson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- Jefferson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Ref: "Number Jefferson, that's a flag." Jefferson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
92%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jefferson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.