The Snap Count Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“Jefferson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- Jefferson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Jefferson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
73%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Jefferson, Jefferson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.