The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“Jefferson drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- Jefferson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Jefferson is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
73%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jefferson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.