The Shadow Coverage Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“Jefferson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- Jefferson scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Jefferson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
85%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jefferson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.