The Phantom Flag Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“Jefferson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- Jefferson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Jefferson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
75%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jefferson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.