The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“Jefferson is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- Jefferson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Jefferson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
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Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Jefferson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.