The Butter-Finger Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“Jefferson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- Jefferson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Jefferson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
80%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Jefferson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.