The Butter-Finger Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“Jefferson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- Jefferson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- The broadcast shows Jefferson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
88%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Jefferson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.