The Hamstring Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“The broadcast shows Jefferson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- A mysterious flag erases Jefferson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Jefferson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
85%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jefferson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.