The Inch-Short Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“Jefferson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- Jefferson's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Jefferson was due a breakout.
- Jefferson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jefferson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.