The Late Scratch Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Black is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- Rookie Black gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Black gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
88%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Black, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.