The Snap Count Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Rookie Black gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- Black is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Black gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
91%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Black, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.