The Hamstring Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Ref: "Number Black, that's a flag." Black: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- Rookie Black gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Black gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
81%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Black, Black, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.