The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Black gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- Black gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Rookie Black gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
92%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Black's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.