The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Black runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- Black gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Black goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
78%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Black, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.