The Phantom Flag Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Rookie Black gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- Black loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Black gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
74%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Black, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.