The Garbage-Time Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Black gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- Black gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Rookie Black gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
89%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Black's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.