The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Rookie Black gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- Black scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- The broadcast shows Black on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
73%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Black's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.