The Snap Count Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Black gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Black gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Black gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Black drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.