The Phantom Flag Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Rookie Black gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- Coach says Black is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Ref: "Number Black, that's a flag." Black: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
78%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Black scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.