The Fumble Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Rookie Black gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- Black will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Black scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
74%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Black drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.