The Mystery Tweak Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Rookie Black gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- Black gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Black's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
82%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Black scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.