The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Black gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- Rookie Black gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Black's stadium. Only over Black.
87%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Black's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.