The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Black gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- Black gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
- Rookie Black gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
92%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Black's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.