The Hamstring Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Black gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Black gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Rookie Black gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
76%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Black's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.