The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Rookie Black gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Black's stadium. Only over Black.
- Black gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Black's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.