The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Black's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- Rookie Black gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Black's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
84%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Black drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.