The Late Scratch Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Black is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- Rookie Black gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Black scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
88%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Black scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.